Born in Zambia in the year of the rat. Started working as a sideshow barker with the Gonzales and Feinstein traveling circus and freakshow at age 4. I was the real hairy "wolfboy". Shaved my face, neck and back to become an underwear model with Sears. Married Morgan Fairchild, yea that's the ticket. Moved to New Haven to try and get in line for kickbacks only to find out that Bridgeport is where the easy money is. Became a Knights fan when I received two tickets with the purchase of a "Olde English 800 Happy Meal" at a Churches Fried Chicken in Bridgeport. I sat in Section 14 and felt a certain affinity for the alcoholics and miscreants that populated that hollowed real estate. I was honored to sit there for each game, and cheer the Knights. When the Knights went bye-bye, I attended a few Crackport games, but the church-like atmosphere, and the holier-than-thou attitude of their fans and Booster Club members in particular, made me into an anti Scum Pussies fan. I am now a Trasher. DIA Section 102, Row C, Seat 30. By the way, Littlejohn is Disher's Bitch.

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